How to tell if it was a good first date...

Are you still horny?

A) Yeap... not even a cold shower will help you...? IT WENT GREAT

B) Nop really... DO NOT TAKE HIS CALL EVER AGAIN

If your answer was yes...then your story should be like a good friend recently chatted to me...for my reading pleasure!

9:49 pm - You have no-oooo idea... the bathroom was disgusting...but I really needed lip gloss... ...Although I should not have even thought about needing lip gloss....  bringing this guy home tonight was not an option!. 

9:51 pm - He is smart. He is funny. He is handsome. He’s not someone whose dirty texts I want to ignore the next day about how he wants to spank my ass again. I wanted to take things slowly and not go home with this guy ... But just in case, I was glad I wore the black lace panties. 

VR 9:53 pm - Black Lace Panties must be a standard underwear guideline...Good Call!

9: 54 pm - Wow. He’s pretty cute. Or maybe it was the Margaritas talking... He ordered both our drinks from the waitress. Old-fashioned. But hot.

9: 55 pm - But, HE KISSED ME ON THE CHEEK!!!! what do you think that means? Wait a minute, what the f**k was that? A kiss on the cheek? The cheek? I wanted a big wet kiss in on the lips, damn it!

VR: 9:56 pm - He might just be shy. That’s fine...not a good sign for bed though!

9:57 pm - Why did I tell him I like giving blowjobs? All the time I was thinking..... DO. NOT. GO. HOME. WITH. THIS. GUY. WHEN IS HE GOING TO KISS ME ON THE LIPS ALREADY? 

VR: 9:58 pm - So, no kiss? OMG he is gay!

9: 59 pm - Eventually he did and I was thinking to myself...  Ooooh.  Ooooh. Yes. Oooooh. That’s nice. Yes. Yes. Yes. Stroke his hair a little bit. There was that product in there? He doesn’t seem metrosexual... Is product even metrosexual anymore? Why was I even thinking about that? Kiss more! Caress my leg a little bit. That’s right. No, not the thigh under the dress. Just the leg. At least, not in front of everyone. All right, maybe under the dress a little bit. Just don’t make it look obvious.

VR 10:03 pm - Did he ordered another drink? THE PART WHERE you INVITE HIM BACK TO MY PLACE WAS IMMINENT....did you?

10:04 pm - No... I should have... just a Kiss goodbye...hoping to see him again and the longest subway ride home ever! 

VR: 10:05 pm - GOOD DATE.... he is a keeper! 

How to catch a Superhero in 10 days!

Last Night, Lais and I went gambling... we won off course!  But while wining we were talking... and via talking we won the most! If I may... here we go again:

Evaluating some past relationships from the "gang" and their new love interests...but mostly trying to help a friend (male friend) to overcome a common disease called heartbreak, we also realized a common denominator that cannot be overlooked between Men and Women: we love... adore... desire... to be in a relationship where we can save someone... in other words WE just love to play the superhero role! 

What type of super hero do you wanna be?... well... what type of Victim do you wanna catch? Luckily for us there are more victims than superheroes...so there is a wide range to choose... But this post is not about catching a Victim...it is about catching a superhero... SO SMART VICTIMS, please take note of this 10 useful tips!

1. START BY LOOSING ALL THE SELFSTEEM YOU CAN, this is a basic in order to be a true victim... as well as many other things in life, being a victim comes from the heart

 2. BE AFRAID OF COMPETITION... of course his ex is smarter and more beautiful than you...

3. DO NOT, I REPEAT... DO NOT TALK ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL ACHIEVEMENTS

4. ALWAYS LAUGH AT ALL OF HIS/HER JOKES (THAT INCLUDES HIS JERK FRIEND JOKES)

5. NEVER SHOW SELF CONTROL/ALWAYS APPEAR TO BE LOST OR CONFUSED

6. TALK ABOUT ALL YOUR ILLNESSES (IF YOU HAVE NONE...FAKE THE FLU) extra points for taking medication in front of him/her 

7. ALWAYS FORGET YOUR PURSE (OR MAN PURSE)... A VICTIM NEVER PAYS THE BILL

8.  Search for drama... for example: DISAPPEAR occasionally... LET HIM FIND YOU... 

9.  NEVER GIVE THEM ADVISE...remember you do not have a clue about how to calculate the tip for the waiter! 

10. ACT DESPERATE... THEY JUST LOVE IT! 

Extra tip: BE PRISSY...DO- NOT-TAKE OUT THE TRASH! 

I know... I know... Irony is supposed to be fun... but what happens when irony becomes reality? Why do we look for this type of individuals to save ...instead of teaming up with another superhero and fight the Villain together? I am sure it would be easier for Superman to save the world if he dates Wonderwoman instead of Lois Lane?

Who are you saving the world with?

XO,
VR

PS: Wonderwoman also loves to remove the bulletproof bracelets, Lasso of Truth and Sandals of Hermes for the right for the right superhero, not in bed off course...

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Es curioso lo como la vida te regala exactamente lo que necesitas en el momento que lo necesitas...aunque eternamente no entendamos porque... buscado por aqui y por alla, algo que ya no recuerdo porque buscaba.... me he encontrado una fotocopia de la pagina 193, de que libro...? pues no se, quien me la dio o si yo la fotocopie, pues tampoco lo se,...pero presiento que si conozco su proposito de permanecer ahi guardada por anos... y dice asi:

Los viajes donde aprendemos, los sitios donde ensenamos o las montanas donde nos refugiamos no son mas que metaforas, porque en la vida, cada quien transita su propio camino y visita su propia montana. Cada uno de nosotros es una pieza unica e inimitable en un inmenso rompezabezas universal y en el debemos encontrar nuestro lugar y nuestra verdadera razon de ser.

Ese rompecabezas universal nos necesita, al igual que nosotros necesitamos de el, y la unica manera de armarlo es uniendo las piezas unas con otras, si, literalmente, las piezas deben unirse @VR: -todos-  (a little tweaking off course...) pasan a ser un elemento fundamental en nuestras vidas, pues, aunque cada quien tiene su propio camino y su propio destino, este no puede ser transitado a espaldas de los demas...

My advise tonight... if you are looking for an answer SEARCH!

XO, 

Valerie Rose