Are you still horny?
A) Yeap... not even a cold shower will help you...? IT WENT GREAT
B) Nop really... DO NOT TAKE HIS CALL EVER AGAIN
If your answer was yes...then your story should be like a good friend recently chatted to me...for my reading pleasure!
9:49 pm - You have no-oooo idea... the bathroom was disgusting...but I really needed lip gloss... ...Although I should not have even thought about needing lip gloss.... bringing this guy home tonight was not an option!.
9:51 pm - He is smart. He is funny. He is handsome. He’s not someone whose dirty texts I want to ignore the next day about how he wants to spank my ass again. I wanted to take things slowly and not go home with this guy ... But just in case, I was glad I wore the black lace panties.
VR 9:53 pm - Black Lace Panties must be a standard underwear guideline...Good Call!
9: 54 pm - Wow. He’s pretty cute. Or maybe it was the Margaritas talking... He ordered both our drinks from the waitress. Old-fashioned. But hot.
9: 55 pm - But, HE KISSED ME ON THE CHEEK!!!! what do you think that means? Wait a minute, what the f**k was that? A kiss on the cheek? The cheek? I wanted a big wet kiss in on the lips, damn it!
VR: 9:56 pm - He might just be shy. That’s fine...not a good sign for bed though!
9:57 pm - Why did I tell him I like giving blowjobs? All the time I was thinking..... DO. NOT. GO. HOME. WITH. THIS. GUY. WHEN IS HE GOING TO KISS ME ON THE LIPS ALREADY?
VR: 9:58 pm - So, no kiss? OMG he is gay!
9: 59 pm - Eventually he did and I was thinking to myself... Ooooh. Ooooh. Yes. Oooooh. That’s nice. Yes. Yes. Yes. Stroke his hair a little bit. There was that product in there? He doesn’t seem metrosexual... Is product even metrosexual anymore? Why was I even thinking about that? Kiss more! Caress my leg a little bit. That’s right. No, not the thigh under the dress. Just the leg. At least, not in front of everyone. All right, maybe under the dress a little bit. Just don’t make it look obvious.
VR 10:03 pm - Did he ordered another drink? THE PART WHERE you INVITE HIM BACK TO MY PLACE WAS IMMINENT....did you?
10:04 pm - No... I should have... just a Kiss goodbye...hoping to see him again and the longest subway ride home ever!
VR: 10:05 pm - GOOD DATE.... he is a keeper!
Este post aunque está bien innovador, esta un poco confuso, más que un post me parece una expresión de arte.
ReplyDeleteMuy bien en contenido ya se que decirle a la mujer.
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Keep posting, this blog RULES
Dear Val, Master of seduction, I will grant that! Val 1 Devil 0,
ReplyDeleteA first date is not only a single moment, is where two souls meet, open themselves, smelling and tasting eachother, seduction of course, hunting for desire, intelectual and phisical of course, if the first one is not a match, we dont want to waste our time, and we go for the second one,(or backwards, not sure) only,,,if these 2 souls are looking for some real adventure,
A womans soul,,,,mmmm,,,,complicated,,,you know what we want,,,but are you the hunter or the pray? Depends on the mood? Ping pong is an esay game, ball goes away, ball comes back, if we were able to keep life and dating so simple, would be a easier world, BUT,,,boring indeed! women prefer to play chess, complicate everything,,,
So, when we are lucky to discover an oponent,we choose what role we will play, it can change, upon habilities of competitors, wining - loosing is part of the game, the goal,, a win-win, why would someone dares to retreive?
Bored, escape, distracted,,,u must remain in the game, why posting hints, why starting the game, why opening a Forum if no answers will arrive?
Maybe your soul is being trapped by another stronger competitor! Maybe is just escaping before loosing!!!!!!!
Looking forward,,,,4 u!
My dear Wizard... que por viejo sabes mas que por diablo... como ya muchas otras veces antes te lo he dicho... a veces parace que el tiempo se ha ensanado en hacerte creer que todo es una competencia, cuando algunas veces GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN! (PS con el diablo mucho mejor...)
ReplyDeleteYou are right...you are wrong... lo exitante es el juego...
Un post, un beso, un date: una oportunidad de "hecharse" una mejenga insignificante de futbol y jugar el apasionante partido de la seduccion...
Just to clear...2 souls meet at any given time in any given circumstances, it may be your soulmate or not...but the first date written in the post is just that a meeting, that usually takes place at night... another opportunity to play the seduction game ...
Yes, dates usually happen when we are bored...because we play games when tired...
Please note a chess game is more fun that a simple mejenga... the type of game is defined by the opponent on the table... pero eso no quiere decir que la mejenga no sea lo que aveces queremos... una presa facil...la comes and NEXT....
Game inst what we do all day long? wining / losing, who cares? thats not the fun, a good challenge nevermind the board or the game is what we all are looking for,
ReplyDeleteLove to loose if I could learn from my oponent, rematch would be better!
Presas, cazadores que juego mas sanguinario...desgraciadamente gana el que mejor armamento traiga, y en ese sentido, un hombre jamas le ganara a una mujer,,,o sera, que el dejarse atrapar por el cazador(a), sera la victoria?
Al final de los juegos o la competencia, todo muere, la ilusa y temporaria satisfaccion de haber ganado no es nada comparable con el planear y ejecutar la estrategia del juego, no juego para ganar, juego para divertirme, no compito, me enriquezo y me pongo a prueba, la adrenalina de la emocion del estar a punto de ser atrapado o viceversa, es la gracia,,,regresamos al punto de inicio, es el proceso, no el final, como dije, no existe el mago de Oz, el camino amarillo lo fabricamos, se hace camino al andar, y al volver la vista atras, se ve la senda que nunca se ha de volver a pisar (JM Serrat)
Entonces, si no hay destino, el camino caminado esta, y no regresara, sorpresa, somos solo nosotros arriba de un tabique amarillo, jugando y distrayendonos para evitar la verdad, no hay nada mas alla en el 3D, sigamos buscando el 4D porque el camino es cada vez mas recto y mas largo
Mejengas, Ajedreces, Monopolio o simplemente GATO! donde nadie gana, a menos que haya alguien que pierda, que intensidad buscas, que quieres jugar no importa, como lo quieres jugar si importa
For the devil, Fun is just a trick, opening souls are the real game, I wont lie, Devil likes fun and lots of it, if not, what will be the purpose of being a Devil? Hell is about fun!! in excess....