Last Night, Lais and I went gambling... we won off course! But while wining we were talking... and via talking we won the most! If I may... here we go again:
Evaluating some past relationships from the "gang" and their new love interests...but mostly trying to help a friend (male friend) to overcome a common disease called heartbreak, we also realized a common denominator that cannot be overlooked between Men and Women: we love... adore... desire... to be in a relationship where we can save someone... in other words WE just love to play the superhero role!
What type of super hero do you wanna be?... well... what type of Victim do you wanna catch? Luckily for us there are more victims than superheroes...so there is a wide range to choose... But this post is not about catching a Victim...it is about catching a superhero... SO SMART VICTIMS, please take note of this 10 useful tips!
1. START BY LOOSING ALL THE SELFSTEEM YOU CAN, this is a basic in order to be a true victim... as well as many other things in life, being a victim comes from the heart
2. BE AFRAID OF COMPETITION... of course his ex is smarter and more beautiful than you...
3. DO NOT, I REPEAT... DO NOT TALK ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL ACHIEVEMENTS
4. ALWAYS LAUGH AT ALL OF HIS/HER JOKES (THAT INCLUDES HIS JERK FRIEND JOKES)
5. NEVER SHOW SELF CONTROL/ALWAYS APPEAR TO BE LOST OR CONFUSED
6. TALK ABOUT ALL YOUR ILLNESSES (IF YOU HAVE NONE...FAKE THE FLU) extra points for taking medication in front of him/her
7. ALWAYS FORGET YOUR PURSE (OR MAN PURSE)... A VICTIM NEVER PAYS THE BILL
8. Search for drama... for example: DISAPPEAR occasionally... LET HIM FIND YOU...
9. NEVER GIVE THEM ADVISE...remember you do not have a clue about how to calculate the tip for the waiter!
10. ACT DESPERATE... THEY JUST LOVE IT!
Extra tip: BE PRISSY...DO- NOT-TAKE OUT THE TRASH!
I know... I know... Irony is supposed to be fun... but what happens when irony becomes reality? Why do we look for this type of individuals to save ...instead of teaming up with another superhero and fight the Villain together? I am sure it would be easier for Superman to save the world if he dates Wonderwoman instead of Lois Lane?
Who are you saving the world with?
XO,
VR
VR
PS: Wonderwoman also loves to remove the bulletproof bracelets, Lasso of Truth and Sandals of Hermes for the right for the right superhero, not in bed off course...
just wondering... who is your favorite superhero?
ReplyDeleteHulk!!!! When i Get Mad i Almost turn green hahahaha me encanta la interrogante que deja este blog!!
ReplyDeletewonderwoman, you didnt see it, the lover,,,the invisible man!!!
ReplyDeleteEasy to catch, hard to keep, easier to loose
You are lookingout for a heroe? stop kidding yourself, you must be heroe for others, as Spiderman, batman, superman ot whoevver heroe you choose, All of them,,wanted to quit.. at the end,,,saved the world...and fell in love!!!!
The modern blue princes? a Superheroe? werent you Alteregos superwomans? tired? transforming yourself into a victim? Come on,,,only nerds love superheroes after 20´s
Modern Blue princesses are not looking for a super hero they are looking for a match... a game player... in the game SOMETIMES you are the victim and it is FUN or the hero and it is FUN
ReplyDeleteWe only quit what bores us... sincerely I do not see myself bored yet... even if fun means playing a second character, like the friend in love with the victim... who knows he/she can never have her/him...
PS: I love nerds! and adore older NERDs!
Basenga!
ReplyDeleteNever say never,,,,,dedicated to 007
Love,,,big words for a game, could be?